I HATE HOMEWORK

WHO HATES HOMEWORK? ME! Ok, we all do. fight back with these excuses!
1. My teeth were itchy
2. my mum never did it.
3. my sister peed on it.
4. we ran out of toilet paper
5. i got shampoo in my eyes and was blinded until you asked me for homework
6. I thought it was a letter and sent it to my aunt.
7. We had HOMEWORK?
8. My dad got a speeding fine and paid it with my homework.
9. dog tried to eat my homework, and when i tried to stop her she tried to eat me.
10. you said to do questions 1-10. you never said i had to bring it in!

If all fails, Quit school.

-JC